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jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
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    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          A Blonde Man Using a Dollar as Toilet Paper?
    apparently no longer just for wealthy people!

    Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

    The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

    The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

    The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea -- I'll use that!"

    He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

    His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

    The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"


    "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

    -- Tom Clancy

    "No one should EVER have to pay for sex... unless their significant other refuses to wear that skimpy French Maid outfit you bought for them last Easter."

    -- Blakk Frogg


          Remote Control to the TV in Her Purse?

    an odd thing to carry around for most people!

    "Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.

    "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."




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          Single Mother in Delivery Room Giving Birth?

    it's time to find out who the daddy is, folks!

    A single mother was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro.

    The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"

    "Well, yes, but only once."

    "Once is all it takes" he replied.

    Then the torso came out and it was yellow.

    "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?"

    "Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

    "Once is all it takes," he said.

    When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian.

    "Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

    "Once is all it takes," he said.

    He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry.

    As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark...."




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          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

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    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

    - blakk frogg

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