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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
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Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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Some days start off better than others, but in my opinion, every day ought to start off with a strong, sensual, hairy nipple pinching!
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Now get out there and BE somebody, damn it! Or not.... Your choice.
What Happened After A Long Night of Drinking?
Sometimes after a nice (serious) night of hanging out and drinking with friends at the bars a man wants to go home to his girlfriend or wife and have some sexual fun in the sack. Well let me tell you, friends, that sometimes things don't work out quite as planned.
For example, the other day after work I hit Happy Hour at TGI Friday's with a few co-workers and then settled into a long, booze-filled evening at a local watering hole. Upon completion of my alcohol consumption adventure, I wanted s-e-x, plain and simple. Well wouldn't you know that when I got home, expecting to have some fun with the pussy, I discovered that it was busted...
Apparently possession of 4,100 pounds of Catnip is a felony in this state!
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Finding PMS in the Bible Isn't Possible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.
The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about".
The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible". So the Pastor thought and told the woman to call back in the morning and he would have the answer.
The woman called the next morning and asked if the Pastor had an answer about PMS in the Bible.
The Pastor replied, "Yes, it's the part where Mary rides Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem!!!".
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If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!
Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!
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