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this warning could possibly save you from a bad situation!
I really and truly hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally... but this warning came to me in an email only recently and it does actually affect a lot of people so please send this warning to everyone on your email list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they work for the Department of Health and have to check for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.
What Happened When I Met an Older Woman Last Night?
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
Two Whales Attacking a Whaling Ship Turns Sexual?
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.
Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as THE whaling ship that killed his father.
Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, 'That's the ship that Killed my father! Let's swim closer!'
When they were close enough, the male said, 'Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge.'
And the female agreed to this.
So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.
The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.
The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, 'They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!'
That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, 'Oh no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen.'
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