Americas Best What?
Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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millions of women worldwide scours stores in search of this treasure!
Around the world and perhaps even on strange, distant, yet-to-be-discovered planets women from all walks of life have started scouring their local stores in the hopes that they will find the one place in the Universe where they can purchase THIS one-of-a-kind weight loss mirror which appeared recently on the internet....
Americas Best Weight Loss Suggestions?
Back on the subject of weight loss, if more restaurants, especially buffets, placed messages like this one in fortune cookies served after the meal people would involuntarily puke up their meals and in doing so, not gain as much weight from what they ate. Others, however, might resort to manual vomit stimulation (i.e. sticking fingers down their throat, thinking about Michael Jackson naked, etc.)
For those of you I offended with that last image, and also for those of you who ENJOYED that last image, please refer to Simply Frogg's recipe for tasty Asian Crispy Chicken.
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