Americas Best What?
Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
Blakk Frogg Wear?
Divorce is made easy?
A married couple is driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.
you'll never take me alive, cop! frogg rides 'til the wheels fall off!
For all of you that thought Blakk Frogg would quit after only a few editions, he wishes you all a slow painful death at the hands of horny IRS Auditors. He'd rather castrate himself than stop bringing pleasure nad joy to the screens of desperate office workers and lonely home-dwellers worldwide.
Ouch. Just the thought of lopping off his lower andominal thrust buddy makes him wince. Absolutely nothing funny about a Frogg losing his ability to pee standing up or procreate without the unrestricted use of a turkey baster.
Yet another reason NOT to grocery shop at midnight?
Evil Frogg gone wild?
How many of you know a person who only calls or comes 'round when they need something?
Ever meet a girl with such little respect for herself?
Yeah, OK, I edited out the names. No need for a Frogg like me to catch a damn lawsuit. Got enough problems already, you know what I'm saying?
Playing the lottery is fun?
Nothing makes the heart beat faster than a chance to make a lot of money in exchange for little to no effort exerted.
Just learning to drive?
We all had to learn at some time or other. I did it at an illegal age and in illegal ways. Get over it.
Corrupt legal system?
A friend of mine got arrested the other day. All the (major) charges are legitimate, but here's why I'm mentioning the events to you.
Where are all the funny photos and comical pics?
With so many interesting ( *snicker* ) reality shows on television you REALLY need me to bring you some more nifty pictures?
Who here has a really shitty job and works with a$$holes?
How many times a week do YOU Masturbate?
As far as I'm concerned, it is every rational individual's civic duty to "smack it up, flip it, rub it down.... oh no!" Thank Bel Biv DeVoe for that quote. Might have spelled it wrong. Oops. Sorry. The early nineties were a blur for me. ;)
- thanks for reading Volume Eight -