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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

  • Americas-Best.Com Main Page
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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
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  • Americas Best MySpace Board

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Older Women are Better?
    read these next few statements and you'll probably agree!

    An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

    An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

    An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.

    An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

    Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

    There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

    Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her.

    Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when you need to start replacing your old fillings.

    An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

    Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

    An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

    Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

    Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

    Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

    An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal.

    Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

    Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

    An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

    An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.


    Sarcastic MySpace Comments

    free myspace comment pictures

          Dogs Require Sexual Satisfaction, Too?

    either get Fido laid or Fido will hump legs like there's no tomorrow!

    Blakk Frogg received these two pics recently and thought to himself, "Self? Yes, Self. You ought to post those two pictures together. Great idea, Self!"


    Sarcastic MySpace Free Picture Comments

    Yep. Dogs can't always find a sex partner and so legs become their next best option!


    Sarcastic MySpace Free Picture Comments

    For those unable to figure out WHY these two images went so well together, Blakk Frogg suggests you re-locate your head from between your nasty, unwashed, full of flies, buttcheeks and come up for air!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

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    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

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