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A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.
The Arab asked, "Do you have any water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK ," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a bigger person. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
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Tired of Using Generic Condoms When Banging the Old Lady?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
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Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
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New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
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Office Manager at Wal-Mart Asks for the Fastest Thing They Know?
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of Hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting Through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally Qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one Question. Their answer would determine which of them would get The job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference Room table.
The interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you Know of?'
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man Replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.'
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And now You sir?' He asked the second man.
Hmm.! ... Let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and You don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.
Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an Eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.'
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating His reply.
Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the House and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that Switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on In less than an instant. Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'
The interviewer was very impressed with the third Answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the Speed of light,' he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the Interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After Hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the Fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
Oh I can explain.' said Old Bubba. 'You see the other Day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, Before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already Shit my pants.'
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