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jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Sometimes Teachers Run Into Clever Students?
    grade school children can prove quite entertaining!

    A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.

    The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson."

    "Thank you, Mary", says the teacher.

    The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."

    "Thank you, Sam."

    The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."

    The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is."

    So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"

    One boy stands in the back of the room and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"



    Americas Best MySpace Comments

    free jokes, comments and graphics

          Penis Written on the Chalkboard?

    once again the teacher gets taught a lesson!

    One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

    The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.

    Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

    Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

    Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words...

    'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'



    Simply Frogg and Americas Best
    free myspace pics, comments & graphics


          Got a List of the Rules for Playing Bedroom Golf?

    blakk frogg ran across such a useful list and its damn funny!

    Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

    Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

    For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

    Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

    Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

    It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

    Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

    Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

    Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

    Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

    The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

    Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

    Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

    It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.



    Americas Best MySpace Comments

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          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

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    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

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