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          Want to Read About a Bull's Mating Story?
    probably not, but it's a great joke so read it anyways, damn you!

    A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit.

    They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See, he mated 50 times last year ... Once-a-week."

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

    NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.



    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
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          The Pope Wants to Drive His Own Limousine?

    with the Pope as your chauffeur, you're definitely in good hands!

    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive Today."

    "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

    "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 Mph. (Remember, he's German.)

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the Driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo Going a hundred and five.

    "So bust him," says the Chief.

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

    The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

    "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "The Governor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "The President?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

    Cop: "I think it's God!"

    The Chief is stumped, "You been drinking, John?"

    Cop: "No Sir."

    Chief: "Then what makes you think it's God?"

    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur...."


    [ Is Da' Policeman Giving That Kid a Ticket?!? ]

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          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

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