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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

  • Americas-Best.Com Main Page
  • Da' MySpace Comments Blog

    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
  • Older MySpace Comments Pages
  • Americas Best MySpace Board

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Women More Attractive Than Men?
    blakk frogg puts that theory to the test and you get to help!

    Blakk Frogg has found definitive proof that women look a lot better than men. What sort of proof? VISUAL proof involving simple photographs of women's rear ends and then one of men's rear ends.

    After looking at both, you will have a chance to vote as to which you found more attractive; MEN or WOMEN.

    Since chivalry still exists, we will let the ladies go first...


    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
    free jokes, comments and graphics

    Yep. So we've taken a good, long, hard look at the ladies rear ends, now we will proceed on to check out the fellas' rear ends...


    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
    free jokes, comments and graphics

    Oh, good Lord a'Mighty! Screw the voting. This competition just got shitcanned. Blakk Frogg does not even WANT to hear from anyone who the fellas more attractive than the ladies!

          Can Blakk Frogg Tell Us 15 True Things About Women?

    he can and will so hold onto your hats, folks!

    1. We know what you're doing when you put your hand in your pocket.

    2. If you're funny, we will sleep with you.

    3. If, while driving, you check yourself out in the rearview more that you check us out, we will never get into another car with you.

    4. When you see a woman chewing gum, she is counting. Next time you see a woman chewing gum, ask her what number she's up to.

    5. It's sexy when you cook for us. Unless you're wearing an apron, then it's just weird.

    6. It's the circumference stupid! The numerical measurement of the bra has nothing to do with the size of our boobs.

    7. Never take credit for something we did. Unless that something is farting, we'll never raise our hands on that one.

    8. The fact that you hesitate before using our razor because it's pink and might make you look gay is equal parts cute and pathetic.

    9. It's not our period that's making us moody, it's you.

    10. If you ask a woman to spend the night and she says no, accept it. Don't try to convince her by offering her breakfast. Any woman that is swayed by the prospect of an omlette probably isn't a keeper.

    11. We order our salad dressing on the side because we are control freaks. We can't control you, so we control lettuce.

    12. We do not like it when you pound on the bathroom door and say "is everything ok in there?" Trust us, you do not want to know what's going on in there.

    13. PMS is real. It's chemical and it sucks. If someone told you that you would be repeatedly kicked in the balls every thirty days, you'd probably get moody around day twenty-six too.

    14. Women have a sixth sense, like Santa Claus, we know if you've been bad or good. So you know what to do..... for goodness sake

    15. Fast dancing with you is like watching a stray dog trot down the interstate. We pray for a miracle but know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that a horrific tragedy is about to occur. That is why we prefer fast dancing with our girlfriends. It has nothing to do with secret lesbian desires......


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    more live together kissing girls

    Sorry... Blakk Frogg saw the word 'lesbian' and well, everything went down hill from there! Deal with it!


          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

          Wanna' Support Da' Frogg's Drinking Habit?

    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

    - blakk frogg

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