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jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

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    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Big Foot Spotted in Da' Hood?
    conclusive evidence that Sasquatch lives in the Big City!

    Once again Blakk Frogg has broken journalistic ground with a story that will rock and shock your shorts off. He found evidence that Bigfoot (AKA: Sasquatch) has been living in a major United States city.

    All other Bigfoot sightings took place in the Wilderness, Blakk Frogg understands this, but the eveidence, as you will see, speaks for itself!



    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
    free jokes, comments and graphics

          Why Did the Secretary Talk About Her Boss' Garage Door?

    he needs to zip up his zipper, you dolt!

    THE BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WAS WIDE OPEN.

    HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"

    THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.

    WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN. HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM EARLIER, HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.

    HAVING MORE EGO THAN SENSE, HE WALKED TO HER DESK, SMIRKED AND ASKED HER, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"

    THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TIRES



    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
    free jokes, comments and graphics

          What Happens When a Little Old Lady Tries to Join a Biker Gang?

    granny proves that she cna hang with the roughest, toughest bikers!

    A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

    One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

    She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

    The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

    The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

    The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

    The little old lady replies "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

    The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

    The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."

    The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I was swung around by the nipples once."



    Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments
    free jokes, comments and graphics


          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

          Wanna' Support Da' Frogg's Drinking Habit?

    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

    - blakk frogg

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