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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
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    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          What Does Blakk Frogg Love to Do With Friends?
    he loves drinking with friends and messing with drunk friends later!

    Nothing beats a wild, drunk night on the town or at a party with friends... except screwing with the ones who make the mistake of passing out too early. Whether you pull the 'hand in warm water' trick or dress them drunkards up in drag, everyone still able to walk and talk has a great time!

    drinking with friends
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          Why Does the Guy at the Bar Keep Looking in His Pocket?

    read the joke about the martini drinking guy and learn the answer!

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

    The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

    The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."


    drinking with friends
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          Bar Bets That Involve Stepping Out of A Window?

    get drunk, make bets like this and.... have more fun drinking!

    There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!"

    The second man says "Ok, sure," and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.

    Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: "I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again."

    So the barman holds the bet.

    Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.

    Thinking there must be a freak gust of wind out there, the second man says, "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in."

    The first man says, "Ok, sure."

    The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead.

    Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man, "Gee, you can be a real prick when you're drunk, Superman."


    drinking with friends
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          Why's the Drunk Guy Standing on the Corner?

    find out when the police officer asks him a few questions!

    There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?"

    The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."


    drinking with friends
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          How Do Some People Keep Others From Drinking Their Drinks?

    this fellow's spitting method doesn't work out so well!

    A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

    After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"


    drinking with friends
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          Drunk Man Lost His Car and His Weenie Hangs Out?

    a cop wants an explanation as to what the hell is going on!

    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

    A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you, sir?"" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies.

    The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    "It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see.

    He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"


    drinking with friends
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          Can We See Your Most Popular Myspace Graphics?

    access our most popular myspace graphics on these pages!


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

          Wanna' Support Da' Frogg's Drinking Habit?

    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

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