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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
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Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk...
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollow...
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store...
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.7. This feels so good, it feels so right...
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class...
especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
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5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished.
But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!4. Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown but so has your ass.3. You're a honey and you're a cutie...
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."
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2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny...
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister...
you should see the one I gave your sister.
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In conclusion, Blakk Frogg hopes all of you have a safe and wonderful Valentine's Day... Now get back in the kitchen and cook me a steak, bitch! Oh, and definitely check out Blakk Frogg's tribute to Men Who WON'T Get Laid on Valentine's Day!
- blakk frogg
Can Blakk Frogg Tell Us Where to Go Next?
People have actually asked what Blakk Frogg does when not posting things on Americas Best. Wow. That amazes him. If they had taken just a few seconds of their precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site they would have already KNOWN about the other things Blakk Frogg does.
But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook their pathetic oversights and tell them to go to.... Da' Blakk Frogg Jpke Blog.