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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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Action 'tween the sheets?
"As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
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Hey... it's Monday again so here's another heaping portion of email excerpts and other useless cyberjunk. Most notably a partial description of things which happened during my recent vacation in Newport, Rhode Island. Nothing kinky or demented took place, but the story is well worth reading.... So read it here!
Some businesses have the perfect names
I really don't think anyone will need help understanding this next pic, but if you do, well, go get a book on anatomy and figure it out your damn self.
Good drinking stories make my liver twitch
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
Night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany.
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
"Sh#te," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He
looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door
and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and
shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep
breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the
sidewalk. He falls flat on his face.
Where's Blakk Frogg's Killer Column? I need a fix...
I've been on 'vacation' for the past week in a quaint little town located someplace in the armpit of Massachusetts (AKA: Rhode Island). You'd think that after spending two years at Brown, located on the East Side of Providence, RI, I'd have learned my lesson, but no... I went back to good 'ole Rhode Island.
- thanks for reading Volume Six -