What Does Blakk Frogg Say About Christmas & New Years?
spend all your christmas money on beer and send it to blakk frogg's house!
Blakk Frogg says, "Please enjoy this delicious sampling of humor with a tall glass of spiked eggnog and a gigantic chunk off of a Hickory Farms Beef Stick."
just how drunk WAS blakk frogg?
sincere holiday wishes from blakk frogg?
where did eggnog come from?
cats and dogs enjoying mistletoe?
is shooting santa clause a capital offense?
do all good snowmen go to heaven?
opening presents on Christmas Mooning?
hardcore bdsm happening at the North Pole?
Santa Clause has an upskirt fetish, too?
what happens when snow people lust gets too hot?
where does santa go in the off season?
What Gifts Did Blakk Frogg Find Most Popular This Year?
fun, exciting, educational and downright insulting toys kick ass!
Blakk Frogg says, "Real toys combine the fun of learning with the finer elements of life.... like crime, drugs, sex, politics or all of the above."
doesn't every kid wanna' become a peeping tom?
wild and crazy adventures await them in John Candy Land?
can they pay their own tuition using an easy bake meth lab?
what could go wrong with a friendly game of lawn dart tag?
is your child's floor clutteres with white trash honka toys yet?
are you rep'in your area code in bling bling playa doh?
all kids dream of the dey they get their very own rubik's pube?
kids learn real world fighting skills with bump 'em hump 'em robots?
can roadkill raccoon keep kids from playing with REAL roadkill?
all kids want mrs. boozely as a their academic & sex ed advisor?
safe dieting with mary-kate's binge and purge game?
can you determine who DEFINITELY did the killing in celebrity Clue?
shocking good times with the junior electrician home repair kit?
what does a shiite pet wear under their turban?
want to learn where elmer's glue comes from?