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Blakk Frogg Wear? Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
Check out the cool gear
Americas Best Archives? Use these links if you dare. Blakk Frogg packed all sorts of jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap in these pages over the years... so ENJOY!
Can we get ALL the pics? I got sick of hearing some of you frogg bags WHINING that you had to WORK for the humorous pictures, so there you have them. May you bust a vein in your sphinctor while laughing! Some of the images/pics/cartoons contain material and subject matter of a more mature nature. You have been warned, ya' heard?!?
What can I wear?
Blakk Frogg suggests you stop buying brand names because your friends have them. Buy Blakk Frogg Designs instead and make THEM follow YOUR lead.
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order now, 'cuz the Bush Administration put these on the soon-to-be-banned list!
With the social climate changing and domestic problems on the rise in this world it made no sense for Blakk Frogg to read the typical children's cartoon books. I mean, like, why read about something that he will never see? Therefore it made total sense to read modern adaptations of thsoe some stories. Check out these examples:
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard! |
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