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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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  •       Blakk Frogg Wear?

    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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          What can I wear?

    blakk frogg designs kick ass!

    Blakk Frogg suggests you stop buying brand names because your friends have them. Buy Blakk Frogg Designs instead and make THEM follow YOUR lead.

    Why? Because you'll be the coolest thing since I poured liquid nitrogen down the back of your shorts!

    blakk frogg: 68 plus 1
    what is blakk frogg's favorite number?


    blakk frogg: loves to dig deep
    what does a frogg do?


    blakk frogg: loves a cheap date
    what do you want tonight?


    blakk frogg: four froggs, tongues tied
    four froggs, tongues tied?


    blakk frogg: hourly rates motel key
    where to go for a good time?


    blakk frogg: just frogg
    what is pure and simple?


    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    what should you be?

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          What Sort of Literature Poisoned a Young Frogg's Brain??
    order now, 'cuz the Bush Administration put these on the soon-to-be-banned list!

    With the social climate changing and domestic problems on the rise in this world it made no sense for Blakk Frogg to read the typical children's cartoon books. I mean, like, why read about something that he will never see? Therefore it made total sense to read modern adaptations of thsoe some stories. Check out these examples:

    Run Away! Your Parents Will Thank You
    "Run Away! Your Parents Will Thank You!" exclaimed blakk frogg

    Learn to Pimp
    "Learning to Pimp is Fun!" exclaimed blakk frogg

    Babar Got Pillaged
    "Babar Got Pillaged," explained blakk frogg

    The Little Engine That Couldn't
    "The Little Engine That Couldn't," said blakk frogg

    Daddy Ran Off, Mommy Don't Love You
    "Daddy Ran Off, Mommy Don't Love You," explained blakk frogg

    Paddington Gets Tanked
    "Paddington Gets Tanked!" explained blakk frogg


          Do You Know Why You Ought Not Mess With Old Ladies?

    this young stud found out the hard way!

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:

    I am 92 years old.

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

    Defense Attorney:

    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

     

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