blakk frogg
Check out the cool gear
at the
Blakk Frogg Store

      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

  • Americas-Best.Com Main Page
  • Da' MySpace Comments Blog

    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

  • Americas Best Pictures Pages
  • Older MySpace Comments Pages
  • Americas Best MySpace Board

    Main Page

  • Volume 103
  • Volume 102
  • Volume 101
  • Volume 100
  • Volume 99
  • Volume 98
  • Volume 97
  • Volume 96
  • Volume 95
  • Volume 94
  • Volume 93
  • Volume 92
  • Volume 91
  • Volume 90
  • Volume 89
  • Volume 88
  • Volume 87
  • Volume 86
  • Volume 85
  • Volume 84
  • Volume 83
  • Volume 82
  • Volume 81
  • Volume 80
  • Volume 79
  • Volume 78
  • Volume 77
  • Volume 76
  • Volume 75
  • Volume 74
  • Volume 73
  • Volume 72
  • Volume 71
  • Pictures Page

  • Volume 70
  • Volume 69
  • Volume 68
  • Volume 67
  • Volume 66
  • Volume 65
  • Volume 64
  • Volume 63
  • Volume 62
  • Volume 61
  • Volume 60
  • Volume 59
  • Volume 58
  • Volume 57
  • Volume 56
  • Volume 55
  • Volume 54
  • Volume 53
  • Volume 52
  • Volume 51
  • Volume 50
  • Volume 49
  • Volume 48
  • Volume 47
  • Volume 46
  • Volume 45
  • Volume 44
  • Volume 43
  • Volume 42
  • Volume 41
  • Volume 40
  • Volume 39
  • Volume 38
  • Volume 37
  • Volume 36
  • Myspace Codes

  • Volume 35
  • Volume 34
  • Volume 33
  • Volume 32
  • Volume 31
  • Volume 30
  • Volume 29
  • Volume 28
  • Volume 27
  • Volume 26
  • Volume 25
  • Volume 24
  • Volume 23
  • Volume 22
  • Volume 21
  • Volume 20
  • Volume 19
  • Volume 18
  • Volume 17
  • Volume 16
  • Volume 15
  • Volume 14
  • Volume 13
  • Volume 12
  • Volume 11
  • Volume 10
  • Volume 9
  • Volume 8
  • Volume 7
  • Volume 6
  • Volume 5
  • Volume 4
  • Volume 3
  • Volume 2
  • Volume 1
  •       Blakk Frogg Wear?

    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

    Check out the cool gear
    at the
    Blakk Frogg Store

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Got any news about interesting amphibians?
    stop the madness! poison the humans! make them lick our backs!

    poison arrow dart frogs

    Not enough people realize the dangers posed by frogs. For years people have stuffed firecrackers in their mouthes, used them as bait, and sliced them apart in biology classes.

    Too bad they never accidentally picked up these little fellows with their bare hands: Poison Arrow Dart Frogs.

    The toxins secreted from the backs of these animals can kill a man and Blakk Frogg thinks death might leave a lasting impression on those cruel bastards. Leave my cousins alone, you heartless pricks!

          Did Blakk Frogg's distant family get a little larger?

    all new and totally poisonous cousins located in Venezuela!

    According to an article published on Yahoo (read the full article), scientists in Venezuela recently discovered a cavern (Cueva del Fantasma) created by a collapsed gorge large enough to safely allow two helicopters to land simultaneously.

    Inside the cave they identified a number of new species including this awesome looking critter now known as Colostethus breweri.

    Colostethus breweri

    OK, time for Blakk Frogg to speak. Love the frog. Definitely a gorgeous (and deadly!) species worth admiring... but how the hell did a topographical feature of that magnitude go undiscovered for all this time? I mean, look at that thing! No one saw it from the air before now?

    We can do all sorts of nifty things with radar, zoom in on a satellite image of a housing development and overlay roadmaps using Google's new free mapping tool but we didn't know about this gaping hole in the Earth? Hmmm.... Seems highly improbable and Blakk Frogg thinks somebody's full of shit.

          Wildly cool designs from the mind of Blakk Frogg?

    sick, twisted, and demented! perfect for cellphones and t-shirts!

    loves to nail!
    more blakk frogg
    "loves to nail" items
    pick your speed. let's screw!
    more blakk frogg
    "pick your speed" items
    ready to screw!
    more blakk frogg
    "ready to screw" items

    To download any of the above images for your phone, right-click the image, save to your hard drive, then take yo' ass to mob storage so you can upload it to your phone for f-r-e-e.

    So ya' wanna' wear one of these designs, do ya'? Then hop yo' nasty ass over to blakk frogg's cafepress site and check out all the Blakk Frogg Original designs on golf shirts, t-shirts, camisoles, tank tops, sweatshirts, coffee mugs, beer steins, and... thongs & boxers!

          General Lee's rebel army rides into battle again?

    with a shotgun in one hand and a cooler in the other they will win the war!

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The mess in Iraq is expected to be over in about a week.

    - from a certified redneck email!   

          Taking time out for cold beer & warm boobs makes sense?

    to think otherwise would make you an uncivilized barbarian!

    blakk frogg loves her mugs and wants to lick her cans!

    Everyone knows Blakk Frogg likes beer. He prefers the microbrews and specitalty beers but sometimes, when he feels he need to re-live his younger days, he buys a few cases of the beer (swill) he chugged as a tadpole, er, student.

    Nasty, cheap, never filtered, served in dirty mugs, and tastes like backwash from the first sip straight through to the last. Mmmm, Mmmm, Refreshing.

    Blakk Frogg thanks his lucky stars that he has a job. Otherwise he'd have to drink that horse piss all the time!

    For the record, Blakk Frogg is not referring to St. Pauli Girl. Seeing her cans, er, beer mugs, caused me to think about the various beers he has consumed over the years. He likes St. Pauli Girl every once in a while. Yummy stuff. He really likes her cans, too. Really. He does.

     

    - thanks for reading Volume 49 -