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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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          Colder areas missing out?

    Damn right they are!

    I realize that not all of you live where I do and that some of you may never see temperatures capable of making you break a sweat.

    If that statement applies to you, move. That's right, move. Why the hell are you hanging out in Nature's Ice Box when all the rest of us are enjoying the unpleasant odors people give off once they start sweating?

    Imagine all the foul body oils and human grime you could have smeared on you in a crowded subway car whose air conditioner has failed.

    You're missing out. Really.

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Part four? Why do you torture us like this?
    blakk frogg shows no mercy! he also shows no signs of social grooming!

    It's Monday morning and I've had a busy weekend. A healthy(?) dose of chlorine dust in my lungs, possibly some bad clams, and my allergies are on the warpath again. Stupid allergies. Stupid, stupid allergies.

    I'm going to write what I feel like writing and there isn't anything you can do to stop me. Except maybe rip my limbs off.

    Please don't do that.

          Clinton can swim?

    Good at the breaststroke!

    Back duirng a portion of the Clinton Administration White House security agents noticed Bill Clinton using the pool more often than usual.

    Every day at exactly 4:20 PM the President changed into his swimwear and jumped into the pool.

    He then proceeded to take a deep breath, dive to the bottom, and stay there until he ran out of breath. He then rushed to the surface, quickly grabbed another breath and repeated the process over and over again until he was on the brink of exhaustion.

    Then and only then would he crawl out of the pool, dry off, put his work clothes back on go about completing his normal Presidential duties.

    After a week of this behavior, fearing for Bill's mental stability, one of the security agents gathered the courage to ask him why he was acting so strangely.

    "Well," said Clinton, "One of my advisors told me that deep down I'm not so stupid."

          Picture to help commemorate Summer"

    A season to remember, a season to forget, a season to sweat!

    redneck swimming pool

          Blakk Frogg pondering the whimsical days of Summer?

    Maybe I'm the one with too much time on my hands!

    Summer is a time when we can all kick back and relax a little, right? It's a time when all your cares can be put on hold and life just feels great.

    Only if you're independently wealthy, still living at home with Mom and Dad and don't have any fuckin' responsibilities OR you're locked up in a nuthouse all doped up on Thorazine!

    For the rest of us Summer means going to work and continuing to do the same shhhtuff we've been doing the rest of the year. Only NOW we get to see all the kiddies out on break spalshing in the pool (which we have to maintain), trampling the flowers (which we planted), hosing each other down with water from garden hoses (we bought the hoses and pay for the water).... while we're stuck in our offices wondering if the boss will mind if we dip out a little early so we can (try to) avoid all the senior citizens from out of town in their oversized motor homes and campers weaving precariously from lane to lane looking for a "nice place to eat".

    No, I'm not bitter. I'm jealous. ;)

     

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