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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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          Ancient Chinese secret?

    Fortune cookie wisdom!

  • Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.

  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  • Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  • Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  • Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

  • It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  • Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Wasted more time making a third edition?
    blakk frogg knows what you want and need! still you get nothing!

    Blakk Frogg reads through a shitload of emails from folks from all over the world each day so he gets plenty of material to throw (up) on the Internet. You don't like what Blakk Frogg puts on his website and you certainly don't have to eat your brussle sprouts, either, but both have the ability to instill fear in the hearts of men.

          What happens when some people get too drunk?

    some get all warm and gushy between the thighs!

    It's not often that a person's most embarrassing moments in life get caught on camera, but when they do... HA HA! Sucks for them! Someone get this young lady a towel and some pampers!

    you're too drunk when...

          Piss off a police officer?

    Saying these certainly will!

  • I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

  • Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

  • Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

  • Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

  • I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

  • You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

  • Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

  • I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

  • When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

          Interesting images from Blakk Frogg's email files

    some people have too much time on their hands!

    Yeah, I know, it's nowhere near Christmas right now, but I simply couldn't wait to share this one with you. It really and truly carries the real meaning of the Holidays.

    real meaning of the Holidays
    we traced this one back to The Portadown News website


    And here I was thinking the point of the police force was to make people feel all warm, safe and secure. Silly, silly me.

    Guard your valuables!
    also traced back to The Portadown News website

          Got boobs in your email? Want some?

    some people have too much time on their hands! (part 2)

    (o)(o)   --   Perfect breasts

    (+)(+)   --   Fake silicone breasts

    ( * )( * )   --   Perky breasts

    (@)(@)   --   Big nipple breasts

    oo   --   A cups

    {O}{O}   --   D cups

    (oYo)   --   Wonder bra breasts

    ( ^ )( ^ )   --   Cold breasts

    (o)(O)   --   Lopsided breasts

    (Q)(O)   --   Pierced breasts

    (p)(p)   --   Hanging tassels breasts

    \o/\o/   --   Grandma's breasts

    ( - )( - )   --   Against the shower door breasts

    | o | | o |   --   Android breasts

    ( $ )( $ )   --   Martha Stewart's breasts

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