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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
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Blakk Frogg Wear?
You didn't get hurt badly?
As stated previously, an airbag saved my life. No, not a damn politician. They make me wanna' TAKE my life.
lnow it's time for men's revenge!
Quite often a good joke comes at the expense of a certain race, color, creed, religion, or gender. Last edition I posted some stuff from an email that bashed men into little tiny bits. This time I will bash the ladies a bit.
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -- a man's perspective
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this: Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; 'because it's sooooooo much cheaper to roll your own,' she said."
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
The aforementioned male character most likely will never get laid ever again. In fact, he most likely wound up as a domestic violence statistic in a police blotter shortly after arriving back at his home.
Are you really a towering 6'8" tall amphibian?
Some rumors ring true. Blakk Frogg has some serious height issues. Some people call him Extra Tall. Others refer to him as a Giant. Everyone calls him an a$$hole.
- Them: Wow. You must have a hard time finding clothes!
- Them: Where do you find shoes that big?
- Them (male): Wow. You're tall. Do you have trouble kissing girls?
- Them: You MUST play basketball!
- Them: Did you breast feed?
- Them: Were your parents tall?
- Them: Were you always this tall?
- Them: You used to drink a lot of milk, I bet.
- Them: What's it like to be that tall?
- Them (male): At your height you must get to look down a lot of blouses, eh?
- Them: How's the weather up there?
- Them (female): I dated a guy your height one time.
- from blakk frogg himself!
- thanks for reading Volume 28 -