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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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          Am I going to hell for this?

    make room for Frogg, Satan!!

    A little over a year ago a certain ADULT project of mine got "greenlighted" by a page on a truly interesting site I never knew existed: fark.

    My server went nuts as traffic slammed the adult-oriented voyeurism page and people from all walks of life got to see a project I created one night after drinking too much. Wait. I drink?

    At any rate, I made a page featuring obviously fake in-church upskirt photos from church upskirts, one of the Lightspeed Media adult sites. Some people actually lost their damn minds over what I did.

    Um, hello? If you REALLY think sh#t like that is REAL then you REALLY need to come back to REALITY.

    Sure, the girl was real and the locker room "might" have been real. I know for a fact, though, that the church bell tower exists. It came from a photo of the bell tower of my high school!

    I knew I'd find a use for that thing one day! Revenge is mine, bitch!

          So... you build porn sites?

    I'd be a lying if denied the charge!

    Since 1997 Blakk Frogg, has flung filth and perversion all across the globe -- except to prude parts of the world where law forbids a person from seeing themSELF naked. I skipped those.

    I built the blakkfrogg.com as tribute to some of the flesh projects I've thrown onto the Internet for your enjoyment over the years.

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          Why do I keep getting so many manhater emails?
    not all men are evil bastards! you keep dating the wrong ones, ladies!

    Yeah, I have gotten a sh#tload of 'men suck' emails recently. Not sure why. I haven't cheated on anyone in at least, um, three or four minutes and I always make sure my girlfriends have a dollar or two left over in their purse after I finish rummaging through it for beer money.

    Also, I always hold the door for bitches. I have manners, you know.

          Are you ready for some man hater jokes?

    according to these jokes, all men are stupid, weak and worthless!

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

    As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

    "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

    MARRIAGE SEMINAR

    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

    He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

    WORDS

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 compared to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

    The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

    THE SILENT TREATMENT

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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