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          What saved your life?

    thank goodness for that airbag!

    Despite the fact that my car will never see the open road again and I sustained some very minor injuries in the crash, I have a smile on my face. Heck, I actually HAVE a face.

    Had my airbag not deployed properly and promptly I would not have a face to speak of or out of. Seatbelt or no seatbelt I would have slammed hard against the steering column, dashboard, and windshield.

    I've not seen the car since Wednesday evening aright after the crash. I'll take picrures when I go to clean out my personal effects. Then I'll post them here for all to see.

          Did you like that car?

    good looking & reliable like me!

    Frogg yeah, I liked that car. Silver 2001 Hyundai Tiburon. Hard to believe my 6'8" ass fit in that car, but it did. Shocked the hell out of people when I crawled out of it. No clown car jokes, please. Tired of those.

    I never had ANY mechanical problem with that car except for the check engine light which came on in the summer if I used the A/C heavily.

    Other than that the car ran beautifully, handled well, and got me from point A to point B looking good. If those are the kinds of things you like, I suggest you explore the Tiburon.

    I always said the car could use a little more power, though. Hyundai must have listened because when they re-designed the Tiburon for 2003 they made it available with a 6-speed transmission attached to a V6 engine. * drool *

    All good things come to an end and now I must say goodbye to my first brand new car. I will miss that car. Lot of good memories. I'll drink to your memory this evening, old friend. Farewell.

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Do you feel the need for speed or like it done manually?
    START screwing around! pick your speed and let the games begin!

    pick your speed. let's screw!
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    To Download Wallpaper: right-click the image, save to your hard drive, then take yo' ass here so you can upload it to your phone for f-r-e-e.

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          How do you know when your addiction has gone too far??

    read the joke and find out, ya' lazy bastard!

    A retired corporate executive decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life...until the boat sank! He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

    After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

    She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

    "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

    "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

    "But, where did you get the tools?"

    "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable,ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

    The guy is stunned.

    "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few hours of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls out off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck.

    As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home sit down, please. ! Would you like a drink?"

    "No. No, thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice."

    "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

    Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."

    No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

    "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"

    When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and flowers strategically positioned, and smelling of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her! .

    "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months?" She stares into his eyes and takes his hand in hers...

    He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes...

    "..... I can check my e-mail from here?"

    - from email (no pun intended!)  

          Do you feel like I feel? Do you have the urge to splurge?

    START screwing around! pick your speed and let the games begin!

    ready to screw!
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    Wear This Design... and let the truth be known! You're horny and ready to get busy! Don't be ashamed of your urges. Flaunt your desire to screw, screw, screw and SCEW!

     

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