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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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  •       Blakk Frogg Wear?

    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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          Dedication to fashion?

    I got a kick-ass wardrobe, babe!

    I dedicate this edition of Americas-Best.Com to the world of fashion. Well, not all of it, but a nice sized chunk. Just enough to make you wonder what the frogg I was high on when I made this edition.

    Sad part is, I'm sober.

          All outfits are good?

    This guy pushes the limits!

    Sometimes people send me things that truly should NEVER have entered my mailbox. I mean, really. Do I have to see these things?

    I respect the guy in the chaps, though, because wearing that outfit took a lot of (barely covered) balls.

    man in ass chaps

    but wait... there's more.

    more of the guy in ass chaps

    but wait... there's even more.

    even more of the ass chaps man

    - from email

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          What does a person wear when the weather gets warm?
    They wear something with as little as they can!

    Most of us agree that a person has the right to express themself in any manner they choose -- in so long as their doing so does not violate another person's right to safety and well-being.

    What exactly IS a person's safe zone and state of well-being? I don't know. Do you know?

    What I do know is that this guy should never gone out in public dressed like this.

    bad bathing suit

    - from email

          Question: What happens when Froggy tells you a lie?

    Nothing! You just accept it and go home crying to your mommy!

    Here's a joke that has NOTHING to do with fashion. Deal with it...

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens.

    One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

    "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

    "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

    "Stay the frogg away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

    - from email

          Ready for something that a lot of you will find offensive?

    Of course! Otherwise you wouldn't be reading this shit!

    Before you scroll down and look at this picture, keep in mind that I do NOT have a problem with anyone's sexual preference, choice or orientation. Don't get all pissy because this picture is wrong on so many levels. It's just a picture. Rude and crude, yes. But a picture none-the-less.

    Don't crawl up my ass and call me an a$$hole for posting it, either. Screw you if you hate me. Lots of people already do. Take a number and get in line. Freak.

    blind lesbians cartoon

    - from email

          Was there ANY point to this fuckin' thing?

    Hell no! I just get a kick out of wasting your precious time!

    A lot of this volume had absolutely nothing to with fashion. I don't care. I needed an opportunity to post those extremely tasteless images so I lied to you about this volume being dedicated to fashion.

    Of course you already KNOW that me lying about stuff has to happen. Wouldn't be me if I didn't tell a fib every once in while. On another note, I enjoy toying with your emotions.

    Ever go out to a bar, find some drunk person and spin a story so unbelievable that NO ONE in their right mind would believe you? Yet this nimrod falls for it hook, line and sinker. Then you add shit on... to see how far you can string the poor bastard along. Some people never catch on. Others do and when that happens they just look at you with a bewildered expression on their face as if they just smelled a fart and wondered who let it loose.


    I have to admit that this edition of Americas-Best.Com kinda' sucked. I tried to make it interesting but my heart just did not want to cooperate. With so much going on offline I had a hard time concentrating.

    The next edition will kick ass, though. I promise that I will dig deep in my soul and make things truly cool.

    I have to go now. My boss just got here. You didn't think I used my personal time to write this stuff, did you? lol. If so, you suck. ;)

          This week in review?

    This where I talk about me!

    Work: It sucks. I wanna' make a few million dollars playing the lottery and retire. My numbers never seem to match the ones they announce on TV, though. Even if they did it wouldn't matter much. I don't play the lottery. I think it's a tax on stupid people.

    Social Life: Want to go hang out and get loaded but I have no money. Well, I have money, but it all has to go towards my bills. At least this month I can PAY all my bills. :)

    Romance: I wonder what the hell she thinks about when she tells me she has no opinion on something. Can a person really HAVE no opinion on a topic?

    But anyways, I got some tail recently so I'm happy. I know you folks have been cheering for me all along. I appreciate that.

     

    - thanks for reading Volume 22 -