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    • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Why did you spend time creating a second edition?
    so glad you asked! too bad I don't have a reasonable answer!

    With so much useless, but often amusing, email not getting read or seen by so many I felt it my civic duty to post some of the more interesting ones here on this domain. Everyone needs a break from the 'daily routine' and I figure funny stuff posted on websites like mine will make the workday pass just a little faster.

    morning breath
    blakkfrogg says, "Someone get this kid a Tic Tac!"

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    Ready to waste some time? Start by reading last month's stuff. It was boring, lame, useless and not something anyone should be proud of... just like 97.3% of the other crap on the Internet. Enjoy! click here for last week's nonsense.

          The why's of men?

    I'm a guy, so don't go there!

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

    because they are plugged into a genius

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?

    they don't have enough time

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

    they don't stop to ask directions

    4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

    because a personal massage toy can't mow the lawn

    5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?

    because they don't have penises to put them in

    6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?

    they're intended for children, but men usually play with them

    7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

    because their testicles fall over their anuses and they vapour lock

    8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?

    it's sex with someone they love

    9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

    so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

    10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

    you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

    11. WHY IS MEN'S URINE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?

    so he can tell if he's coming or going

    12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

    don't know...... it never happened

          More 'winners' from Blakk Frogg's email files

    so many pictures to look at, so little time!

    A long time ago someone showed me a picture book and said, "Now you listen up, Frogg. Pictures are worth a thousand words and don't you forget it!"

    Since that time I've spent every waking moment looking at (or for) nudie magazines. I want to collecct as many words as possible so if pictures are going to get me 1,000 at a rip, well, I can't think of ANY reason to waste time with stupid 'ole books when the nudie mags are full of valuable pictures!

    Anyways, here are some of the silly pictures people have been sending me recently. Some are funny, some are just plain wrong.

    god kills kittens... so knock it off
    innocent pussy slaughtered... masturbation to blame?

    mighty strong thread, no?
    now we know where all the lawn furniture went

     

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