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          Banning toy guns?

    This includes water guns!

    Certain NY Legislators want to do this. In fact, they want not only the sale of toy guns illegal, but also the possession of these items

    I understand that some toy guns look a little too much like real ones and that police officers could mistake them for real ones and have done so in the past. For all the children and others that died as result of this sort of thing, I feel very sad inside. No family should lose their kin in such a tragic manner.

    Making toy guns illegal won't necessarily stop this senseless violence, though. If you take away their toys they will find new ones to play with... like sticks that in the dark may look like a gun. If that happens, will they outlaw sticks and tree branches as well?

    I learned at very young age that pointing toy guns or ANYTHING at law officers could get me killed. My parents taught me that.

    The only way to keep kids safe and prevent future tragedies from happening involves sitting down with them and teaching them respect for law officers and in part, their own lives.

    I'm sure some of you reading this think my opinion on these matters stinks. Too bad. If you want another opinion, go read another person's column and leave me the hell alone.

    - blakk frogg

          Short and sweet?

    Sometimes little is more!

      Don't mess with these ladies...

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

      Let's go for stupid...

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

      Caught for speeding...

    The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

      Too Late...

    The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.

    - from email

          The candle no one wants?

    Smells like a fresh jock strap!

    Sweaty Man Ass

    - from email

          All out of ideas?

    You're darn right I am!

    End of motherf#@$ing story!

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          Never underestimate the power of wording?
    Not when squaring off with a U.S. Marine!

    Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

    It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    You gotta love the Marines!

    - from email

          In the mood for some Valentine's Day poetry

    These card never made it to the shelves in a Hallmark store!

    Happy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day

    - all four images from email

     

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