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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
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Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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Kiss my Froggy grits?
Yeah, it's like that. For those that have not had the pleasure of meeting in person and learning for yourselves what it's like to meet a true Froggin' Frogg, this one's for you:
Lick me raw with a side of horseradish. The tingle on my shaft drives me wild.
Contaminated Viagra?
According to sources who wish to remain anonymous at this time, many men are buying "black market" Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores in order to avoid the stigma of going to a doctor to get a prescription.
These same sources tell us pills sold to hundreds of thousands of men in the U.S. last year contained filler ingredients not yet approved by the FDA.
Independent lab tests have found traces of compunds like aspirin, sugar, flour and something no one could have predicted: jumping beans.
The man below took one of the jumping bean mixtures and the results are shocking to say the very least.
I'm going to start this off politely and with all the social graces my readers have come to expect from me.
Credit card companies coming down hard on the entire online industry is bullshit.
I'm sorry... Did I stutter? I hope not.
Granted my words don't mean shit, but someone has to come out publicly and say what they think about a certain credit card company making ALL webmasters to pay a huge fee in order to stay in business.
What is their reasoning? Chargebacks. They're tired of lying ass whackers calling up and saying they don't know where the charges on their credit card statement from "Desperate Dan's Dating Domain" came from.
Granted credit card companies needed to do SOMEthing about chargebacks, but why not shut down the scam artist sites whose chargeback ratios are abnormally high. Either shut those scammers down or find some way to make THEM cover the expenses they're creating.
Blakk Frogg says, "Cut off the leg that's infected, not both legs."
Devoted soccer fans can inspire great victories?
Here's a compilation picture of three VERY devoted soccer fans cheering their respective teams to victory:
If I had support of this high a caliber rallying behind me for anything I was doing there's no way in Hell I'd lose. It just would not be possible for me to do anything except kick ass, take names and hopefully get a few phone numbers!
Can fans cause their teams to lose games, too?
There's been talk of the United States soccer team not playing so well. Some say the team needs to practice a little more, some say they need to cut down on making TV commercials, some say the US just isn't capable of putting together a decent soccer team... I say some of the fans are to blame. Here's why:
I respect this fellow for so openly showing his support, but I think I'd play much harder if I had fans like the Brazilian, South Korean and German teams do.