Check out the cool gear at the Blakk Frogg Store       Blakk Frogg Wear? cool clothes & more from Frogg! Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it! blakk frogg is sarcastic for life Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good! Check out the cool gear at the Blakk Frogg Store View Blakk Frogg Designs Put A Cock In It Tie Me Up, Wear Me Out Did-R-Good Cheap Date Texas Tart Hourly Rates Motel Loves To Nail Ready To Screw Seeking Good Screws + Nails Pick Your Speed -- Let's Screw 68 + 1 w/ Frogg Tongues Pink Frogg Pendants For Girls Blakk Frogg Digs Deep Sarcastic For Life Frogg Twins w/ Tongues Out Official Blakk Frogg Logo Lance Armstrong Collection       Nothing nice to say? Then speak up! I can't hear you! For years now people have suggested I not say anything if I have nothing nice to say. What a bunch of horse shit. Not the nice neat type of horse shit that clumps up for easy removal, either. I'm talking about the fresh, steaming, slides off the shovel kind that very much resembles rancid blackberry yogurt. I prefer to speak LOUDER when have I something not-so-nice to say. Letting the world know how I feel keeps me from having to put on a phony smile and pretend to like the fat drooling smelly farm llama's abandoned offspring (AKA: That Person Over There) who keeps hitting on my friend. The end.       Sarcasm is bliss? It is around here! Two men walked into a bar. I wonder if they got hurt.       Americas Best Archives? safe bet your mom's in here, too! Use these links if you dare. Blakk Frogg packed all sorts of jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap in these pages over the years... so ENJOY! Main Page Volume 103 Volume 102 Volume 101 Volume 100 Volume 99 Volume 98 Volume 97 Volume 96 Volume 95 Volume 94 Volume 93 Volume 92 Volume 91 Volume 90 Volume 89 Volume 88 Volume 87 Volume 86 Volume 85 Volume 84 Volume 83 Volume 82 Volume 81 Volume 80 Volume 79 Volume 78 Volume 77 Volume 76 Volume 75 Volume 74 Volume 73 Volume 72 Volume 71 Pictures Page Volume 70 Volume 69 Volume 68 Volume 67 Volume 66 Volume 65 Volume 64 Volume 63 Volume 62 Volume 61 Volume 60 Volume 59 Volume 58 Volume 57 Volume 56 Volume 55 Volume 54 Volume 53 Volume 52 Volume 51 Volume 50 Volume 49 Volume 48 Volume 47 Volume 46 Volume 45 Volume 44 Volume 43 Volume 42 Volume 41 Volume 40 Volume 39 Volume 38 Volume 37 Volume 36 Myspace Codes Volume 35 Volume 34 Volume 33 Volume 32 Volume 31 Volume 30 Volume 29 Volume 28 Volume 27 Volume 26 Volume 25 Volume 24 Volume 23 Volume 22 Volume 21 Volume 20 Volume 19 Volume 18 Volume 17 Volume 16 Volume 15 Volume 14 Volume 13 Volume 12 Volume 11 Volume 10 Volume 9 Volume 8 Volume 7 Volume 6 Volume 5 Volume 4 Volume 3 Volume 2 Volume 1

Eleventh in your face? At such a rapid pace? Blakk Frogg makes this place and the human race a total disgrace! OK, so a rapper I'm not. Which is a good thing, too, I suppose, because I could NEVER wear some of the things those folks wear. Seems like the more money they make and the more albums they sell, the less fashion sense they have. Previously I thought only award nominees at the Oscars could dress in such colorful and unusual ways. Looks like I was wrong.         Sometimes a little color in your wardrobe is all you need? Shiver me timbers and blow me down! Ahoy, matey! One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, Captain Bravo's lookout spotted a pirate ship. The crew became frantic! Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants." - from email       Anyone in the mood for a sandwich besides me? I know bread is packed with vitamins but THIS is ridiculous! this image seems to have come from www.ogrish.com. Could you tell?       Ever want someone to talk dirty to you during sex? Think about this voice the next time you decide to get freaky! OK, so I threw the no humping sign in to confuse you. Sue me. You won't get much. Here's what I want you to think about the next time you and your partner get into the mood for a little foreplay: click here for the audio file.       Many fine reasons to drink? I feel bad for this fellow! Quick! Someone buy him a hooker! A guy went into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy went into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was this time and the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay, too!" On the third day the guy went into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." - from email       Woman's nice breakfast? She thinks it's perfect! A lot of the things I receive in my emails and post on this site come from what looks like a male's point-of-view. Well, here's a piece that was clearly written by a woman. Enjoy! A woman's perfect Breakfast: She's sitting at the table with a tall, vanilla latte' . . . Her son's picture is on the Wheaties box. Her daughter's on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend's on the cover of Playgirl, and her husband's on the back of the milk carton. - from email

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