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Sporting events have always drawn large crowds and with so many events and types of sports to choose from, some of the slower sports have adopted the policy of having Crowd Participation events where fans in the stands get to interact up close and personal with some of their favorite, and least favorite, athletic personalities. See Blow for just such an event.
Note: The player suffered only minor injury from the overzealous fan's punch. The fan, on the other hand, spent 3 days in intensive care after getting rushed to the emergency romm for massive internal bleeding caused by a splintered Louisville Slugger getting rammed fast, hard and deep into his rectal cavity. Although the lacerations and abrasions did not threaten the fan's life directly and cause the extended stay, the fan's newly discovered allergy to anally inserted pine tar most certainly did.
While the Nintendo Corporation has taken the world by storm with its advanced gaming systems for children, young adults and other mainstream users, they have not stopped to rest on their laurels. Recently a disgruntled employee released a top secret photograph of a gaming system prototype designed to please and appease the adult sex addict...
Never again will you trust another news item posted by Blakk Frogg, that's for sure, right? 'Cuz that was just.... HORRIBLE! Sometime that damn Frogg makes himSELF feel like puking. [insert vomit noises here, please]
Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school... and for rhyming words like turds and birds. He did NOT, however, get in trouble for saying things like, "You should have seen the size of the dick I saw in the road this morning!"
Some people either have no life or lose drunken bar bets way too often. da' blakk frogg joke blog takes no reponsibility for other bar patrons' ridiculous claims after they drink their 7th beer, but it will make fun of them for days on end afterwards. Guaranteed.
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Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?
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